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So I kinda reblog random stuff. Mostly nature-related pictures or movie references, but it's all my style of humor. especially puns


I'm Adam, by the way
20, East Carolina University

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

(Source: sizvideos, via marshmallowest)

— 1 day ago with 134991 notes
tyquil:

POP POP POP WATCHIN MOTHAFUCKAS DROP

tyquil:

POP POP POP WATCHIN MOTHAFUCKAS DROP

(via drunktrophywife)

— 1 day ago with 31630 notes
psychedelic-psychiatrist:

the-tsars-blog:

The Flying Fuck

This is like favorite gif now

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

the-tsars-blog:

The Flying Fuck

This is like favorite gif now

(Source: beyond-psychopathy, via acidmouthwash)

— 1 day ago with 21399 notes
me:hello darkness my old friend
darkness:do i know u
— 1 day ago with 78629 notes
real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

image

(via bootyscientist)

— 1 day ago with 8629 notes

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via condom)

— 2 days ago with 595857 notes
thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via breakfast-at-heartbreakhotel)

— 2 days ago with 142774 notes